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The first thing you need to is heal the open wounds you created with your behaviour. You burnt a lot of bridges with people and you need to go back and offer an olive branch to the many you offended with your madness. I can be your chaperone. Take my hand, brother. I'll show you the world.

Just trying to help you come to terms with yourself. think of us as your support network.

Rocket, you're happy with the status quo...so long as it's is on your terms. You get attention because anyone who's familiar with regular posters on any and all Aberdeen football forums know that poking you with a stick (in a jocular fashion) will always provoke an utterly predictable display of boorish aggression. It's the ultimate small man syndrome tendencies on display each an every time. Footfall on this particular forum will likely increase with the rapid and inevitable decline of AFC Chat, so now's possibly the ideal time for you to seek help.

Rocket, you have to learn to rationalise your negative cognitive thinking. Selective abstraction appears to be be your 'go to' rationale at all times. Self-centeredness and assuming the worst usually result in increasing levels of aggressive behaviour, a trait predominant in your posting style even when you put on a cheery front. Egomaniacal posting styles have been been subjects of study by prominent psychologists and conclusions tend to indicate the poster, behind the the internet persona, can often be of low self-esteem. This is not a dig at you, but you need your head looked at min.

I thought your surprise surprise was going to be outing me and/or my business like roberto got up to on the hat? Instead, was the plan to get your muckers to offer me these valuable nuggets and pearls of wisdom to help my mental health and make me a better person and a more valuable member of society?

Once again, I find myself confused. The "status quo on my terms" doesn't register as a thing, on a fitba forum, where words is the only currency and they get exchanged. But don't bother wasting your time explaining. It's just another example of a disconnect between us, much as your psychological counselling is touching. As is your interpretation of "jocular fashion". The other two also thought making a sick reference to my wife and fabricating that we were personally known to each other was ok, and presumably thought that this was provocation and would offend. As is the evidence. There was no "predictable boorish aggression" in response. I just told him goodbye and have not addressed him since. I don't mix with these types of creeps in the real world and until a week and a half ago, I didn't deal with these sick fucks online either. I'm interested to hear your views on why the hat will "decline rapidly and inevitably" however? This is new to me.