Stop stoking the fire with your poker stick. Most decent upstanding NE men are known to mellow in old age. You appear to be the exception to the rule. You become more abrasive and delusional (ie. lying about your involvement with pro golfers) with every year that goes by. No-one will ever change you, my dearest brother. But at least acknowledge good grace and decency once and a while amidst your appalling rants.