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Too much hassle. Best just awarding the tournament to Italy.

Given the level of service our strikers usually get, it probably counts as self isolation

Broke his wrist signing that ridiculous contract we are offering him. Bin it, release him, replace him

Well if their victory last night wouldn't have been remembered as being tainted on account of the award of a non penalty, it now transpires that Engerlund have been charged by UEFA as pictures have emerged of a laser having been shone in the eyes of Schmeichel's eyes at the penalty. No doubt a slap on the wrists will be the result. I'd be in favour of a more severe outcome. Replay the game tonight behind closed doors ?

Italy are way better than England. And they couldn't beat us remember lol.

Starting to seriously look that way unfortunately, however there is still the potential outcome of losing the final on penalties to Italy that rather appeals to me ?

Disappointing. Better team won. A perfect example of why var is not required and adds nothing to the game. Imagine that incident occurred in Scotland with one of the scum? Who would define clear and obvious error? In my opinion that wasn't a penalty, but nor was it a clear and obvious error by the referee. But who defines that? If it can't be used tonight (correctly, in my opinion), then when can it be used, and why? What does it add to the sport? There's not been a single decision made in this tournament that has been contentious enough to warrant the stoppages, the ruining of the spontaneity and flow of the game caused by the abomination that is var. Why? Because the refereeing has been of a good standard. As it should be in every league in the world that can afford to implement var. I hope we never see it in Scotland, and I hope the TV watching anti-fitba fucks that arranged it admit they were wrong.

I actually wish I was one of those people who could be happy for England winning a major tournament. For one, it would get rid of the mounting nausea and night terrors I've been experiencing at the prospect they might actually do it this time. But then I take one look at Jordan Pickford scowling and my brain tells me they should all be burned.