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First Hogmanay in Scotland for about 12 years. Flicked it over to STV at 11.59pm to see if their show was any better than BBC 1 and my eyes are met by what appeared to be Ricky Foster sitting on a sofa. So the last word out of my mouth in 2021 was “cunt” and 2022 began trying to explain to a bewildered wife why the effeminate man on the TV was indeed a cunt while trying to understand how some TV executives must have discussed at great length who should front their Hogmanay show at a time when the whole country would be at home watching and come to fucking Ricky Foster as the answer.