I'm in such a good mood with the arrival of Bojan Miovski I thought we'd give three copies of my 2008 book 'Hemiplegic Utopia' away to the first three people who message me with their address.
For those who haven't read yet it is a collection of ten short short stories about our earlier life which includes a chapter and a half on my love for Aberdeen Football Club.
I refuse to link to the record but it's claiming bates is being eyed up by English league one clubs. Also, as al has already posted in the wrong thread (senior moment al? ) Miovski's paperwork is all done and should be joining up with the squad today.