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Dundee United's admin working overtime here.

Somebody change the locks before Anthony Stewart's train gets in.

Unlike you cunts I will be there supporting the team because I a real fan and not because I am a pessimistic cunt who thought it would go to last game so bought a ticket. Would assume Robson will give run outs to fringe players and those that are leaving. This could end up any score as Victims could easily rest a few players with cup final in mind. In train then pub in town before last minute dash to ground away end pub then train back to capital. 2-2 Bavidge and Clarkson

Rico, it's not our flat!! My friend Derek has picked my shirt up for me and background is his study. Didn't fancy carrying something so precious like this on a bus home especially with my lack of mobility having lifelong cerebral palsy.

Callum Roberts to Chesterfield possibly. Also noticeable he's been allowed to leave the squad before the end of the season. Shame. Could have been handy off the bench at Anfield in the Europa League.

Maybe

You're only predicting two each because it will win you the 2023-23 predictor league

On a much more positive note, using less than 50% of the money I have saved through not drinking since my relapse in January, I bought this today