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Yeh well done West Ham. Just goes to show if you have a dream, work hard, play in the richest league in the world and spend £150m on transfers, you can do anything.

Hearts confirming today his full title is Technical Hitch Director

Nothing wrong with that. Just getting practice in for watching Dons.

Like some have said SeeBass, it's only natural that more people will turn up when the team is doing well and the entertainment level is higher. There are a lot of things out there for people to spend their hard earned cash on and if the "product" is crap then a lot of people are just not going to bother. In the same way as if a musician releases a rubbish album, people don't buy it and don't go to the concert. I see nothing fake in that, it is personal choice. It's great that you continue to support the club through thick and thin though and good on you for that.

You’re trawling new depths there

It wasn’t funny the first time.

Pollock, Fish & Scales surely