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My thoughts exactly. Imagine a wavering Teklic comes here just to quickly check Panda is happy before signing on the dotted line, hits the profile image page, thinks "but what if I put up a poorly judged image, or its the wrong kind of sheep?", self-doubt creeps in, he's up all night researching the differences between a cheviot and a scottish blackface, and in the morning high on caffeine and sleep deprivation his normally sound judgement goes out the window and he collapses in a heap of despair on the quilted floor of his opulent first floor library screaming "I can feel the weight of my own insignificant mortality crushing me under the towering edifice of the complexity of the universe and I no longer comprehend if we have a purpose in this life or if the concept of fate is simply a random pinwheel in the blackness of the abyss, so fuck it I'll sign for Borussia Mönchengladbach instead". Manc, I'm blaming you if this happens.

Has signed a contract extension @ Bologna. IF and it's a big IF in my opinion they were to sell him in the foreseeable future, then surely this is good news for us in terms of the value of any percentage of transfer value

Was it a two year contract they gave him

Being “hailed” as utd’s worst ever result. Jim Goodwin, what a guy.

Seems only fair to have a wee snigger Mr Goodwin likes a wee cup shock

HQ heard we had a beeb journo on the prowl, so had beef up security

Saw the new strip today in Tesco.

Off topic: But the forum admin may wish to know that I was disgracefully denied the ability to post until I uploaded a profile picture. Wouldn't let me go anywhere on the forum until it was done. Eventually I have relented, but if Miovski or Duk or a potential new signing is trying to access the forum they may not have a profile photo to hand and then what?

Would it be beyond the realms of reality to ask if there is a fee involved, and if so, is it for us or them

STEWART'S BACK IN RED