So consensus from radio scotland is to hope Georgia get a win or draw tomorrow night in Prague (or wherever the Czechs choose to play.)
That would put Clarke and Co into pot 2 of the world cup draw
Put a bookshelf behind you on the Zoom call, they'll think you're really clever
Make sure you say that whilst John Smeaton was brave, that sort of intervention should have been left to the qualified security personnel at a well run airport such as Glasgow
If they ask what school you went to, tell them that you're not religious