And yes, I know this is a thead about Hearts but it was an open goal.
Although thinking about it that wouldn't apply to Hearts either. An easy win? A.... tap-in....... hmmmmm.
A joke. A terrible joke. There, we're back on topic.
ibroxymoron
/ˌeɪbrɒksɪˈmɔːrɒn/
noun
noun: ibroxymoron; plural noun: the peepul
a figure of ridicule in which apparently contradictory terms appear in conjunction (e.g. "we're still the same club but we don't owe any money" ).