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I'll just post this in the BBC Gossip column.

It is a highly rated Cameroon born ex French youth international who came through the Ajax ranks and was once bought by Juventus for £14M but got loaned out to the Italian third division and available to us for £800,000. Goal record to date is 14 in 248 games. Got options to sign for clubs all over Europe apparently but his dream was always to play in the Europa League qualifying rounds. Also went on holiday with Palaversa in 2017.

Ah, that makes sense. Maybe we should consider coaxing Winters out of retirement for the Liechtenstein game.

Four years Second Aberdeen player called Emmanuel in as many days to get that

Turn coat

Or one of the Andy Gorams. Maybe the one that isn't dead

Kelly is injured but still might be a better option than last night's keeper.

Not our choice, it's Uefa's. If we weren't involved in Nations League games, we were obliged to organise friendlies.

What a fucking shambles that was. Why are we playing 5 at the back in a friendly at home against Iceland. Hanley playing ahead of a player who played in La Liga last season. Why. How anyone thought Slicker was even close to being ready for a full international squad is beyond me. No width in the team and no pace. Clarke should have gone after the Hungary game last year. Cannot see anyway we qualify for next World Cup under him. Actually that might be a good thing as don’t want to give that fat orange fascist a penny anyway.

Clarke should have been sacked after the Euros. If we’ve to have any hope of qualifying for World Cup he needs replaced ASAP. Useless cunt. If we got big Ange in he’d deliver us a trophy in his second year…

That was impressive in the scale of its shiteness. I have absolutely no idea why we're playing friendlies after the season has ended, but, regardless, it was one of the most clueless performances I've seen. It all falls on Clarke unfortunately. He picked guys like Hanley, and also chose a back three (Tierney looked dogshite too, Souttar was fine, probably MOTM). Johnson wasn't great, McGinn pish, Hirst isn't required (although wasn't terrible), Ferguson poor. Lennon Miller looked decent when he came on!

Depends who's better at dealing with penalties, I guess

But who will get released first??

Gyamfi Had a quick look at his stats and appears he also played RB, LW and RW last season, but was mainly a left-back. A good sign is that there are Schalke fans commenting on their club's announcement saying they wanted to see him given a chance there, with the suggestion being that we must have paid a good transfer fee as they rated him highly.

Most of those years are for lying to the courts about being a professional footballer

Just trying to find a way to get that as background for zoom call with Underwriter this afternoon who is a Celtic fan who I know will not take this well.