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I hate Brewdog almost as much as I hate the Huns. Hate the prick in charge, hate the slops they’re selling & hate the pubs that have had all the joy sucked out them

Picking up some fairly loose vibes that lead me to think you might not be a fan of them

Aye but what do you mean by ‘stuff’?

An open goal that even Andy Harrow might fail to miss… Fidgimean “stuff”?

The scurrilous accusation that I only stayed to the end because the nearest pub ( where you won’t get stabbed) to Ainslie Park is 30 minutes walk might be true.

Scrawling through UK commercial radio stations earlier this morning (don't know why I bothered as they are all pretty much shite) and Heart Radio were playing Band Aid - Do They Know It's Christmas. Well I've got news for them, of course they don't know because it's not fucking Xmas, its the 12th of fucking November and SIX weeks until Xmas. Don't know if it is just me, but this habit of getting earlier and earlier in celebrating Xmas boils my piss, and I have plenty of that at my age. We have houses close by where lights are up outside the house, Xmas trees up inside and decorated. Supermarkets have had boxes of sweets on display for weeks, Xmas card displays and playing Xmas music. Get a fucking grip folks, I know I'll be coming across as Bah Humbug and Scrooge like to some but surely the calendar should at least be showing the month of December before we are subjected to this. P.S For the avoidance of doubt, I actually like Xmas Day and love seeing my grandkids with their presents before they head home and I can set about the alcohol everyone knows to buy me as a present

Tina Turner - You're...... Nah, can't do it. As you were The Cars - My Best Friend's Girl

We're normally pretty decent at the commercial stuff but this is an absolutely idiotic decision.

You're welcome missus

Ah, the good old days

Ask and you shall receive If you think something AFC related doesn't fit in an existing thread or isn't worthy of starting it's own thread then get it lobbed in here. Only one rule applies to this thread and that is that admin/mod decision is final in terms of validity of placing it in here

I'm not an authority on these things, but it doesn't seem any more ridiculous to have a brewdog partnership thread than an individual player thread. Although a sponsorship and marketing thread might be a good catch all in this instance. The issue with a miscellaneous folder, as anyone who works in an office knows, is that folk abuse it by throwing shite in that could easily come under another category, and it never gets tidied up. It becomes a dumping ground for irresponsible posters. It's a bit like VAR. Nobody can actually define what clear and obvious actually is, or the boundaries of clear and obvious, and so everything is up for scrutiny. If you can define the boundaries of "stuff", then you should start a new thread. If you can't then you shouldn't. I teach a Masters in forum philosophy if anyone's interested.

Good to see you Blin, been a while. Just don't ask me to clean any ashtrays

Bad enough for the palace to preemptively remove a prince. All those boring right wing tossers who were blowing smoke up Trumps arse are going to look even dafter/noncier soon

You've even gone with the American spelling. Nice touch.

Because they were invented in 1746 by Sir Barry Mince. Ironically, he died on Christmas day a year later, after choking on a bone in his beef mince pie. Back then, Christmas Eve was the time for drinking, and Barry had had a skinful. Hungover on Christmas morning, he sneaked down to the kitchen before everyone woke and stole a pie reserved for the servants. The beef mince pie was their treat, not being allowed to share in the eight bird roast of their masters. The staff found him dead when they arrived for work. The local press went with the headline "Barry Mince-meat pies dies!". Many believed he would have gone on to be Prime Minister, had he not been taken to soon at the age of 74. He was knighted posthumously for his services to Christmas culinary tradition.

Sunday fitba is bad enough, but 4:30pm kick offs can flock right off. Did we not play these feckers at Pitodrie two years ago, around the same time and pumped them 3-1? The cracker from Scales, being the icing on the cake.

I have a very strict code about this Supermarkets can start selling non-perishables on 1st November to allow people to gradually stock up and spread the cost. Nobody needs a mince pie before December (like nobody needs a hot cross bun - delicious thought they are - before Good Friday), so they can go on sale on December 1st. Christmas shopping can happen all year - it's good to be prepared. But you don't need to tell everyone. Christmas advertising (grudgingly) can start mid November. A Christmas tune cannot be played until December 1st. Christmas decorations cannot go up before December 1st (although in my house it is generally the weekend before Christmas so we aren't bored of them by the day) A work Christmas party cannot happen until after somewhere around 2nd Monday of December (this year 8th onwards is acceptable) Take the decorations down on Hogmanay. Start the new year fresh without the shit of last year hanging around. If people can't adhere to this, at least get halloween out the way before the Christmas onslaught begins. Think that covers it!