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Who would fall for that. Everyone knows it will be Russia.

Possible alternative to Denmark winning Euro 92 despite failing to qualify

That's a pub quiz question in years to come

I certainly can't see wiggy going two footed into Kenny Macintyre after merely being introduced onto the programme

St. Mirren allocation sold out.

It hasn't done Hearts any harm. Mind you, the boy with the spreadsheet coming on board helped them a bit.

Do we reckon the fans will get behind this lot and it’ll make a difference? God I hope so. I don’t buy into the idea relegation would be good for us.

April Fool's Day has lost its meaning thanks to the proliferation of fake news on a daily basis.

Amongst other football ones on the go today was one stating that Wales would be replacing Iran at the World Cup

I had seen Morgan had moved to San Diego recently but not seen him mentioned as playing. Guald is back from injury recently as saw him playing in CONCACAF Cup game. Morgan did well in previous caps so sure if he is fit he would come into consideration if fit as would Gauld.

I have a horrible feeling that in trying to instil some fight into this motley crew of bed wetters, we’ll come out like men possessed and be down to 10 men inside 15 minutes. All aggression with no control or discipline. Aremu is my top candidate but could be Shinnie or Geiger. Yet another stinking chapter in the unadulterated shitshow we have descended into. 0-2 Dons. Yaassss. COYR.

VAR check after the goal took far too long. If that is an example of how it will work in the tournament itself then it’s going to be unwatchable.

Currently watching Congo vs Jamaica in the playoffs. Still goal free at 60 minutes. Both look proper shit, a st mirren player is taking part shit. Gonna stick with it cos it could still be funny. That's bonkers the Italians have missed 3 WC's on the bounce. I'll tell you what is quite surreal to type though. A large section of the south of Italy is going to be supporting Scotland as their primary team in the world cup because a Scottish player is their Messiah and helped them win the league last season. Say that back to yourself, slowly.

De Zerbi on a 5 year contract at Spurs. That's an expensive payout come November

That’s the problem though, nobody really knows. Given everything we know about Cormack, Robinson is the last person on planet earth he would give the job to. He’s right up Milnes street though. Has Cormack realised that footballing philosophies, top 100 clubs, exciting young managers playing it out from the back is all a pile of shite? I certainly hope so but it’s just as likely that Milne has had a word in his ear. The prawcess went right out the window and nobody can rule out Milnes involvement. He shouldn’t be involved in any decision making whatsoever

Have to say I laughed out loud when I read that. I realise it wasn’t Cormack, but to me its hilarious & cringeworthy in equal measure that AFC are now joining an organisation that is complaining (rightly) re unfair fund distribution in Europe and via UEFA when that gype Milne voted with Celtic to keep 11-1 voting in the SPFL, thus allowing the OF to continue to unfairly control the main funding distribution levers in our league. Yet Cormack keeps that dribbling cretin on the board. Not sure how those two things stack up together? Bit two faced all this AFC. Any admission that the shameful disgrace of that vote by Milne was a huge mistake - no, of course not. I’ve not forgotten that vote Dave. I’ll never forget it. Utterly shameful and destroyed the one chance we’ll probably ever get to rebalance the finances in Scotland. Talk about people in glass houses ffs…