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It's a chipper!! ... itherwise oor we announce a team selection somethin' like a goalkeepie, 3 defendies, 2 back wingies, 3 midfieldies, an' two strikies. If that happens, dinna be surprised if mony a playie chaps on the door o' the managie demandin tae be put on the transfie list and ends up playin' for the Rangies. ... an' dinna get ma started aboot Willie Millie bein' a sweepie .... guy nivver swept a lum in eez life ... wis def a chipper tho ... nae an affa good ane, but hey, ye canna be good at aathin'

Only one candidate for player of the year Mats Knoester The rest can pretty much fuck off at the end of the season.

People were saying a while back (some jokingly, some seriously) that Trump has made such an arse of the Iran war that he'll need to put some Epstein stuff out to distract back to that. Probably exactly what this is.

These folk fa cry chippers 'chippies' Are aa teuchters, sassenachs or hippies Fish in batter, nae 'battie' Paper wrapper, nae 'wrappie' So, nae need for twists in yer knickies!

We’re still (thankfully) missing the Chip Steak which I presume is the unidentifiable meat shavings left over after the lips and arseholes have been used in mock chops and king ribs.

It's a chipper

Nuclear strike likely takes out most of the Middle east with whatevers left becoming a deathzone. Say goodbye to the Oil industry Did always wonder how the world of Mad Max would eventually come about. Best put all your money into pig farms, bondage clothing, and dog food

I think we’ve created a perfect storm in our recruitment this season. Too many technical players with no dig, too many CBs who can supposedly play out but can’t jump, too many wingers designed to ‘cut in’, too many young projects to optimise player trading, too many ‘they were fucking brilliant when they were 18 so they must be good even though they’ve been shite for the last 6 years’, too many loans or temporary contracts who don’t give a fuck. Did I miss any of the absolute shit show of a recruitment strategy that sees us utterly devoid of any structure, belief or confidence?