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Wild end to first half. São Paulo equalised dropping Corinthians into relegation zone. São Paulo players bar one (come back to him) celebrate in front of Corinthians fans who respond with an avalanche of stuff thrown from stands including vapes lighters and sun glasses. One of São Paulo players gets hit in the hand so clearly goes down clutching his head. This starts off a mass brawl for which ref eventually issues 4 yellow cards. He is then called over to VAR monitor not to review the mass brawl but for the player who ran off on his own to celebrate as when he ran towards the Corinthians bench he was making a wankers gesture which is quite an offensive gesture in South America. After another long review no red card. Clock was showing over 60 minutes when first half finished. Now second half delayed as half São Paulo’s supply of bog roll has been lobbed on to the pitch. Big part of Corinthians ground already closed due to crowd issues and guessing after tonight they will get further restrictions applied. 

RicoS321
26 minutes ago, Don Julio said:

I know we’re all supposed to be rooting for Hearts but I’ll pish my breeks if they lose tonight.

It'd make no odds, they'd still need to win at the weekend. 

The best outcome would be a Tims draw and hearts win by a goal. That would mean the Tims needing to win by two on Sunday, which has the potential for the greatest volume of hilarity. 

swaddon
11 minutes ago, RicoS321 said:

It'd make no odds, they'd still need to win at the weekend. 

The best outcome would be a Tims draw and hearts win by a goal. That would mean the Tims needing to win by two on Sunday, which has the potential for the greatest volume of hilarity. 

Tims 1-0 up on Sunday with four minutes of stoppage time announced.

Seven minutes into added time, they get awarded a saft penalty by VAR...

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RicoS321
4 minutes ago, swaddon said:

Even better, Hearts score a late winner on Saturday, their fans flood onto the pitch in celebration.

The game is unable to continue and is abandoned. Celtic are awarded a 3-0 win.

Or Trump goes nuclear, the league is abandoned, with the title given to the previous champions of the Scottish cup, and hearts get relegated for complaining. 

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