BigAl Posted May 19 Report Share Posted May 19 41 minutes ago, Mason89 said: Many moons ago I was working in my local on a Saturday afternoon and the pub was fairly busy with the old firm twats that drank in there. Maybe around 20 of the gormless bellends. Anyway, I asked who scored the winner in the cup final the last time their team won it. About half of them couldn’t tell you who they were playing. Only one of them knew the right answer I’d bet everything I had that James Forrest couldn’t tell you who he won his medals against Whatever it is that normal people get out of going to the football, is missing with these cunts. Which is probably what draws them to them in the first place Trust you were serving them out of the slops tray 3 Quote Link to comment https://dev.donstalk.co.uk/topic/9-the-official-quotlets-all-laugh-at-heartsquot/page/77/#findComment-284250
CurlsLikeTattie Posted May 19 Report Share Posted May 19 35 minutes ago, BigAl said: Trust you were serving them out of the slops tray I trust he was serving them out the urinal tray! 3 Quote Link to comment https://dev.donstalk.co.uk/topic/9-the-official-quotlets-all-laugh-at-heartsquot/page/77/#findComment-284253
blinlemon Posted May 19 Report Share Posted May 19 934c2f6d-cb66-46df-aa97-1674b530ad4c.mp4 3 Quote Link to comment https://dev.donstalk.co.uk/topic/9-the-official-quotlets-all-laugh-at-heartsquot/page/77/#findComment-284278
BigAl Posted May 20 Report Share Posted May 20 Story doing the rounds that Hearts participation in European football next season could be in doubt owing to Bloom's involvement with them, Brighton and the Belgians. I say, kick the bastards while they're down 3 1 Quote Link to comment https://dev.donstalk.co.uk/topic/9-the-official-quotlets-all-laugh-at-heartsquot/page/77/#findComment-284359
BigAl Posted May 23 Report Share Posted May 23 Shankland off to The Huns allegedly. Deal to be agreed in next forty eight hours according to The Sun Quote Link to comment https://dev.donstalk.co.uk/topic/9-the-official-quotlets-all-laugh-at-heartsquot/page/77/#findComment-284524
BigAl Posted May 23 Report Share Posted May 23 Zero fee involved Apparently the three year deal he was reported as signing last summer was actually a one year deal with the option of an additional two years which he isn't taking up Quote Link to comment https://dev.donstalk.co.uk/topic/9-the-official-quotlets-all-laugh-at-heartsquot/page/77/#findComment-284526
TheDonbytheDee Posted May 24 Report Share Posted May 24 6 hours ago, BigAl said: Zero fee involved Apparently the three year deal he was reported as signing last summer was actually a one year deal with the option of an additional two years which he isn't taking up Whilst it is undoubtedly funny, if true. Why would he give up a club, whose fans idolise him, to go to a club, where he could be hounded in a matter of weeks. He just needs to look at what happened to the anorexic looking fucker, with the turkey teeth, who once played for us. Players like Shankland, are a blight on our game. 1 Quote Link to comment https://dev.donstalk.co.uk/topic/9-the-official-quotlets-all-laugh-at-heartsquot/page/77/#findComment-284529
swaddon Posted May 24 Report Share Posted May 24 They go to Rangers to win trophies, apparently. 1 Quote Link to comment https://dev.donstalk.co.uk/topic/9-the-official-quotlets-all-laugh-at-heartsquot/page/77/#findComment-284530
Jute Posted May 24 Report Share Posted May 24 6 hours ago, BigAl said: Zero fee involved Apparently the three year deal he was reported as signing last summer was actually a one year deal with the option of an additional two years which he isn't taking up Even if it is structured that way I don’t think I have ever seen a deal like that where the option to extend does not sit with the club. So unless someone at Hearts has royally fucked up and not triggered the clause then I would expect Huns to have to agree a fee with Hearts. Quote Link to comment https://dev.donstalk.co.uk/topic/9-the-official-quotlets-all-laugh-at-heartsquot/page/77/#findComment-284531
BigAl Posted May 24 Report Share Posted May 24 8 minutes ago, Jute said: Even if it is structured that way I don’t think I have ever seen a deal like that where the option to extend does not sit with the club. So unless someone at Hearts has royally fucked up and not triggered the clause then I would expect Huns to have to agree a fee with Hearts. 31 minutes ago, TheDonbytheDee said: Whilst it is undoubtedly funny, if true. Why would he give up a club, whose fans idolise him, to go to a club, where he could be hounded in a matter of weeks. He just needs to look at what happened to the anorexic looking fucker, with the turkey teeth, who once played for us. Players like Shankland, are a blight on our game. Perfectly logical comments lads Appears the mouthpiece Ewan Cameron is the source of the rumour regarding the extension structure. The other and perhaps more likely scenario is that there is a release clause in his contract that has been triggered. Either way combine this with the possibility that Cammy Devlin could be heading stateside and Hearts are falling apart again See it is being reported that Shankland was a boyhood Hun supporter. Funny that considering the pictures of him wearing Hearts strip as a boy. Guess he was just a Hun without the bus fare Quote Link to comment https://dev.donstalk.co.uk/topic/9-the-official-quotlets-all-laugh-at-heartsquot/page/77/#findComment-284532
Ajja Posted May 24 Report Share Posted May 24 On 20/05/2026 at 18:44, BigAl said: Story doing the rounds that Hearts participation in European football next season could be in doubt owing to Bloom's involvement with them, Brighton and the Belgians. I say, kick the bastards while they're down Looks more likely they’ll impose conditions like they did with Nice and Man City, I think it was? Bloom’s shareholding is below UEFA’s ‘decisive influence’ threshold and he has no voting rights. If all 3 clubs do qualify for Europe they might get a bit more interested although it’ll be different competitions. I’d say it’ll be the usual no player transfers between clubs type stuff rather than outright ban. Quote Link to comment https://dev.donstalk.co.uk/topic/9-the-official-quotlets-all-laugh-at-heartsquot/page/77/#findComment-284533
BigAl Posted May 24 Report Share Posted May 24 Shankland story seems to gathering momentum Quote Link to comment https://dev.donstalk.co.uk/topic/9-the-official-quotlets-all-laugh-at-heartsquot/page/77/#findComment-284541
Jute Posted May 24 Report Share Posted May 24 Being reported as a done deal. Why would any club allow a player to put a clause in a contract that allows him to walk away 1 year into a 3 year deal. Mental. Oh and funny. Very very funny. 1 Quote Link to comment https://dev.donstalk.co.uk/topic/9-the-official-quotlets-all-laugh-at-heartsquot/page/77/#findComment-284556
RicoS321 Posted May 24 Report Share Posted May 24 1 hour ago, Jute said: Being reported as a done deal. Why would any club allow a player to put a clause in a contract that allows him to walk away 1 year into a 3 year deal. Mental. Oh and funny. Very very funny. I'm guessing it was either that or nothing so they took it. He had the opportunity to be a lifelong Jambo hero if he stayed another two years, now he'll likely be a dried up Hun looking for a club by January. The player held all the cards last summer from memory. To be honest, if we'd had the option of a player like Shankland for a year, we'd have bitten his hand off. It just looks, and feels, shite because the diet fans obviously weren't aware of such a deal. It's a lesson in transparency really. Quote Link to comment https://dev.donstalk.co.uk/topic/9-the-official-quotlets-all-laugh-at-heartsquot/page/77/#findComment-284563
BigAl Posted May 24 Report Share Posted May 24 32 minutes ago, Jute said: Being reported as a done deal. Why would any club allow a player to put a clause in a contract that allows him to walk away 1 year into a 3 year deal. Mental. Oh and funny. Very very funny. So daft as it all sounded, it does after all turn out to be true. This thread provides me with much mirth. Long may it continue. What a week to be a Jambo Blew the league, captain and top scorer fucks off to the Huns. Devlin reported to be headed stateside, Bennie fitever his name is about yo fuck off and Halkett ruled out for months. Have I missed anything. Heart of Midlothian, the gift that keeps on giving Quote Link to comment https://dev.donstalk.co.uk/topic/9-the-official-quotlets-all-laugh-at-heartsquot/page/77/#findComment-284565
tlg1903 Posted May 24 Report Share Posted May 24 Re the deal I suspect both parties had to agree to the extension for it to be activated. For all we know Palaversa was exactly the same when we signed him. Regardless though it is, indeed, funny though I think Shankland will probably do quite well there. The hordes will give him a chance as they know him already and he is a hun by all accounts so even if it takes hima few games to get going he will likely be given more patience. Lets just hope he spends the majority of his time there in the physio room, that would be really funny. Quote Link to comment https://dev.donstalk.co.uk/topic/9-the-official-quotlets-all-laugh-at-heartsquot/page/77/#findComment-284566
The.Moog Posted May 24 Report Share Posted May 24 Shows what the hun think of the rat too so his days are numbered. Not worked out for the sleekit prick at all there has it - shame… Quote Link to comment https://dev.donstalk.co.uk/topic/9-the-official-quotlets-all-laugh-at-heartsquot/page/77/#findComment-284567
TheDonbytheDee Posted May 24 Report Share Posted May 24 27 minutes ago, The.Moog said: Shows what the hun think of the rat too so his days are numbered. Not worked out for the sleekit prick at all there has it - shame… Colgate teeth better not have any intention of entertaining taking the rat back up here on loan either. Nobody could sell me that one as a good move. Quote Link to comment https://dev.donstalk.co.uk/topic/9-the-official-quotlets-all-laugh-at-heartsquot/page/77/#findComment-284568
Jute Posted May 24 Report Share Posted May 24 7 minutes ago, TheDonbytheDee said: Colgate teeth better not have any intention of entertaining taking the rat back up here on loan either. Nobody could sell me that one as a good move. As long as it was a permanent move I would have no problem taking him back. 1 Quote Link to comment https://dev.donstalk.co.uk/topic/9-the-official-quotlets-all-laugh-at-heartsquot/page/77/#findComment-284569
The.Moog Posted May 24 Report Share Posted May 24 11 minutes ago, TheDonbytheDee said: Colgate teeth better not have any intention of entertaining taking the rat back up here on loan either. Nobody could sell me that one as a good move. You just know that’s exactly the type of thing he’d do though. You know, given he’s “one of us” and has the pulse of the Dons support and all that… Quote Link to comment https://dev.donstalk.co.uk/topic/9-the-official-quotlets-all-laugh-at-heartsquot/page/77/#findComment-284571
tlg1903 Posted May 24 Report Share Posted May 24 2 hours ago, Jute said: As long as it was a permanent move I would have no problem taking him back. I would but I'm well aware I would be won over fairly quickly via goal scoring. You always hate a traitor the most but score enough goals and almost anything is forgivable in football. Quote Link to comment https://dev.donstalk.co.uk/topic/9-the-official-quotlets-all-laugh-at-heartsquot/page/77/#findComment-284578
BigAl Posted May 24 Report Share Posted May 24 28 minutes ago, tlg1903 said: I would but I'm well aware I would be won over fairly quickly via goal scoring. You always hate a traitor the most but score enough goals and almost anything is forgivable in football. Most things But not being a Hun cunt Let him rot and reflect on where the love for him went 1 Quote Link to comment https://dev.donstalk.co.uk/topic/9-the-official-quotlets-all-laugh-at-heartsquot/page/77/#findComment-284580
wokinginashearerwonderland Posted May 24 Report Share Posted May 24 5 hours ago, Jute said: Why would any club allow a player to put a clause in a contract that allows him to walk away 1 year into a 3 year deal. But it was just in effect, a one year deal wasn’t it? Not really that strange. Hearts obviously said give us one more year and if you still want to move on after that, crack on. He’s a good player Shankland but he ain’t in Miovski’s class. If they sign him and get rid of Miovski they are plain stupid. Really don’t see him being an upgrade on any of the strikers they already have. He’s not even a starter in amongst a very average bunch we have at international level. I’d be far more concerned if the hunnary came out and said they were going to build a team round Miovski. Quote Link to comment https://dev.donstalk.co.uk/topic/9-the-official-quotlets-all-laugh-at-heartsquot/page/77/#findComment-284581
Ajja Posted May 24 Report Share Posted May 24 The beauty of it is the fact that Jambo fans thought he was on a 3 year deal. Delicious. I’d take Miovski back in a heartbeat without shame (not a loan!). If this season has taught me anything about myself it’s that I have zero principles when it comes to football. 1 2 Quote Link to comment https://dev.donstalk.co.uk/topic/9-the-official-quotlets-all-laugh-at-heartsquot/page/77/#findComment-284583
Jute Posted May 24 Report Share Posted May 24 54 minutes ago, wokinginashearerwonderland said: But it was just in effect, a one year deal wasn’t it? Not really that strange. Hearts obviously said give us one more year and if you still want to move on after that, crack on. He’s a good player Shankland but he ain’t in Miovski’s class. If they sign him and get rid of Miovski they are plain stupid. Really don’t see him being an upgrade on any of the strikers they already have. He’s not even a starter in amongst a very average bunch we have at international level. I’d be far more concerned if the hunnary came out and said they were going to build a team round Miovski. It’s a three year contract but there is a clause that allows Shankland to walk for nothing as long as triggered before a set date. Quote Link to comment https://dev.donstalk.co.uk/topic/9-the-official-quotlets-all-laugh-at-heartsquot/page/77/#findComment-284584
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