dave_min Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 There'll be no kids on the way there, but might be one in the oven on the way back, fnarr fnarr. But only if the adoption board don't find out that you're a cannibal Quote Link to comment https://dev.donstalk.co.uk/topic/2058-summer/page/5/#findComment-53683
RDU_64 Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 There'll be no kids on the way there, but might be one in the oven on the way back, fnarr fnarr. I can, categorically, deny anything of that nature will be happening. I need to get a ring on her finger first before any sexual relations occur. Quote Link to comment https://dev.donstalk.co.uk/topic/2058-summer/page/5/#findComment-53684
Harcus Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 Or a finger in her ring perhaps? Quote Link to comment https://dev.donstalk.co.uk/topic/2058-summer/page/5/#findComment-53686
RDU_64 Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 Or a finger in her ring perhaps? If I wanted to finger an arse (or do anything arse related), then I would turn homosexual. Until that day comes, I will happily be more interested in the front entrance. Quote Link to comment https://dev.donstalk.co.uk/topic/2058-summer/page/5/#findComment-53687
Harcus Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 If I wanted to finger an arse (or do anything arse related), then I would turn homosexual. Until that day comes, I will happily be more interested in the front entrance. Spoken like a man who's never experienced the Quote Link to comment https://dev.donstalk.co.uk/topic/2058-summer/page/5/#findComment-53688
RDU_64 Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 Spoken like a man who's never experienced the That is fucking disgusting. I will be able to live happily knowing that my thumb/finger(s) has never probed another individual's arse. Unfortunately for youself, you will not. Quote Link to comment https://dev.donstalk.co.uk/topic/2058-summer/page/5/#findComment-53689
tlg1903 Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 Actually it's alright, nothing special. I just wanted to mention Tourrettes again and swear. fuck Have you seen the south park where cartman pretends he has tourettes? You really should Quote Link to comment https://dev.donstalk.co.uk/topic/2058-summer/page/5/#findComment-53690
tlg1903 Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 Come on - you must have tried to stick a cheeky thumb/finger up a girls bum when yer shaggin - even at least to see her reaction to you trying it? (was there ever a more appropriate smiley for where this topic has degenerated to?) Boy i worked with once told me of the time he did that and the girl just looked round, not missing a beat, and said "want some lube?" I'm assured he had a good night that night Quote Link to comment https://dev.donstalk.co.uk/topic/2058-summer/page/5/#findComment-53692
Harcus Posted May 21, 2009 Report Share Posted May 21, 2009 Thought you'd like that one. Have got back into Stumble Upon, it came up with this - www.kuro5hin.org/story/2009/5/16/235528/329 Thought of you. Quote Link to comment https://dev.donstalk.co.uk/topic/2058-summer/page/5/#findComment-55499
octavion Posted May 21, 2009 Report Share Posted May 21, 2009 looking into renting somewhere in the south of france this year . any recomondations ? preferably pretty reasonable and has to be fun enough to keep the kids out our hair . Begerac south of france cheap gites there and absolutly heaps to do for kids and family you would not be disapointed !! kyaking on the dordogne LASCOUX caves ( prehistory park) medeival jousting at the castles pony trecking all the fetes and festivals starting Nocternal markets white water rafting and heaps of parks If you do come over take a trip / day out to PUY DU FOU park it is an awsome experience Quote Link to comment https://dev.donstalk.co.uk/topic/2058-summer/page/5/#findComment-55502
Goldie03 Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 Begerac south of france cheap gites there and absolutly heaps to do for kids and family you would not be disapointed !! kyaking on the dordogne LASCOUX caves ( prehistory park) medeival jousting at the castles pony trecking all the fetes and festivals starting Nocternal markets white water rafting and heaps of parks If you do come over take a trip / day out to PUY DU FOU park it is an awsome experience Do keep up Quote Link to comment https://dev.donstalk.co.uk/topic/2058-summer/page/5/#findComment-55811
octavion Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 Sorry Hebrew But you are right it is awsome too Quote Link to comment https://dev.donstalk.co.uk/topic/2058-summer/page/5/#findComment-55824
RDU_64 Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 Got back from Paris on Tuesday night. Had a lovely time. Lovely city and the weather seemed to get better and better. Ryanair are cunts. Quote Link to comment https://dev.donstalk.co.uk/topic/2058-summer/page/5/#findComment-55844
dave_min Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 Got back from Paris on Tuesday night. Had a lovely time. Lovely city and the weather seemed to get better and better. Ryanair are cunts. How come? I've nothing but time for O'Leary and co Quote Link to comment https://dev.donstalk.co.uk/topic/2058-summer/page/5/#findComment-55853
glasgowdon Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 How come? I've nothing but time for O'Leary and co They are cunts. The charge you to pay by a debit card. Quote Link to comment https://dev.donstalk.co.uk/topic/2058-summer/page/5/#findComment-55857
dave_min Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 They are cunts. The charge you to pay by a debit card. Not if you have a Visa Electron Quote Link to comment https://dev.donstalk.co.uk/topic/2058-summer/page/5/#findComment-55860
BobbyBiscuit Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 Not if you have a Visa Electron It's not the 1990's, Dave. Quote Link to comment https://dev.donstalk.co.uk/topic/2058-summer/page/5/#findComment-55862
glasgowdon Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 Not if you have a Visa Electron You get that with your Kid's Club Account? Fuckin' hell. Quote Link to comment https://dev.donstalk.co.uk/topic/2058-summer/page/5/#findComment-55864
dave_min Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 It's not the 1990's, Dave. That it is not, but it's easy to phone your bank and ask for a Visa Electron card, then go stock up on cheap flights! The most i've paid for a flight this year was 10 euro! And that was coming back from a Scotland game. Quote Link to comment https://dev.donstalk.co.uk/topic/2058-summer/page/5/#findComment-55868
glasgowdon Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 That it is not, but it's easy to phone your bank and ask for a Visa Electron card, then go stock up on cheap flights! The most i've paid for a flight this year was 10 euro! And that was coming back from a Scotland game. EasyJet ftw. Quote Link to comment https://dev.donstalk.co.uk/topic/2058-summer/page/5/#findComment-55871
RDU_64 Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 How come? I've nothing but time for O'Leary and co Mainly due to their online check in system and not saying anything about paying to check in at the gate, charging £10 for one item of baggage and then saying that it wasn't for the return flight thus paying another £20, their online check in system not working, their customer services being as much use as a chocolate teapot, their internet services being as much use as said teapot, 'an error has occured, please try again' without saying the actual error etc etc. Utter shower of ripping cunts. Quote Link to comment https://dev.donstalk.co.uk/topic/2058-summer/page/5/#findComment-55897
manc_don Posted May 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 Mainly due to their online check in system and not saying anything about paying to check in at the gate, charging £10 for one item of baggage and then saying that it wasn't for the return flight thus paying another £20, their online check in system not working, their customer services being as much use as a chocolate teapot, their internet services being as much use as said teapot, 'an error has occured, please try again' without saying the actual error etc etc. Utter shower of ripping cunts. O'Leary can fuck right off. Cowboy bastard. He is a tink at its worst and richest. The sooner they go out of the business the better as far as I'm concerned. However, I actually found their customer service ok, though it did cost me an absolute fortune Quote Link to comment https://dev.donstalk.co.uk/topic/2058-summer/page/5/#findComment-55898
dave_min Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 O'Leary can fuck right off. Cowboy bastard. He is a tink at its worst and richest. The man is a genius. He single handedly turned a regional, family owned Irish airline into the europes biggest (in terms of passenger numbers) The sooner they go out of the business the better as far as I'm concerned. Not anytime soon my friend. BA is having to merge with Iberia to survive. KLM/Air France are posting record losses Lufthansa are only doing okay, as they have their hand in every single pot in European Aviation. Ryanair are still posting profits despite betting on oil staying at aroud $90 a barrel They're also still expanding quicker than Boeing can build them planes! Airbus said no to working with Ryanair as they said their orders were too big However, I actually found their customer service ok, though it did cost me an absolute fortune I thought they only did customer service via mail (hence them being the least complained about airline in europe) P.S. I like planes This plane is in a hybrid Boeing/Ryanair livery as they had no time to paint it before it got into service Quote Link to comment https://dev.donstalk.co.uk/topic/2058-summer/page/5/#findComment-55906
Mackie's ace! Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 Any airline who plays clapping and cheering when they land on time should go out of business. Quote Link to comment https://dev.donstalk.co.uk/topic/2058-summer/page/5/#findComment-55909
RDU_64 Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 Another thing which made me dislike them apart from the absolute shit show we were met with at Glasgow Prestwick, was the very tacky and cringe-worthy, buzzer sound that they played when we touched down at Paris Beauvais. 'Ta da da! Another Ryanair flight on time'. Quote Link to comment https://dev.donstalk.co.uk/topic/2058-summer/page/5/#findComment-55910
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