Stuff wot i found on teh internetz

[Kowalski]

[TENEMENTFUNSTER]

 

[manc_don]

 

 

[Tyrant]

 

 

 

 

Boy's a prize pleb. I'm not saying Obama has all the answers but I'd feel a lot safer if Mitt Romney was kept as far away from the Whitehouse as possible. Look what happened the last time such a spesh got elected.

 

 

[dave_min]

http://www.lefigaro.fr/arts-expositions/2012/09/26/03015-20120926ARTFIG00633-la-vengeance-de-zidane-par-adel-abdessemed.php

[maverick sheep]

OK, own up then. Who's the drunk who got his head stuck in a bin at the Castlegate?

 

 

[dave_min]

OK, own up then. Who's the drunk who got his head stuck in a bin at the Castlegate?

 

Not I.

[Kowalski]

These are seemingly un-aired out-takes from HIGNFY when Jimmy Saville was on:

http://www.users.zetnet.co.uk/rogerb/jokes/HIGNFY.txt

 

It's quite a read.  No idea if those quotes are true but seemingly it's been on the net for quite a while now.

 

[Tyrant]

I can't believe folk are surprised. The guy was clearly fucked up.

[Kowalski]

I can't believe folk are surprised. The guy was clearly fucked up.

 

I wasn't surprised at any allegations about Saville, I was more surprised at the language used by Merton towards him in that alleged dialogue.

[mizer]

Dear Jim,

 

Please could you fix it for the girl in my class who I really fancy to come on holiday with me.

 

Yours sincerely,

 

Jeremy Forrest, 30.

[mizer]

OK, own up then. Who's the drunk who got his head stuck in a bin at the Castlegate?

 

 

 

AN ABERDEEN man who become an internet star after getting his head stuck in a bin today relived his ordeal.

 

And William Middleton, 53, said he has been affectionately nicknamed “Bucket Heid” after an online snap of the unfortunate incident was viewed by thousands across the country.

 

William, of Aberdeen, was cut free from the city centre bin by firefighters in front of crowds of stunned onlookers.

 

The moment was captured on camera by one passer-by and was ‘liked’ by almost 4,000 people on one Facebook page within 24 hours.

 

William today said he was trying to reach his hat which had accidentally dropped inside the bin with some rubbish when he realised he was stuck.

 

He said: “I couldn’t get my heid out. It was shocking.

 

“I was looking for my hat. I was stuck for about 20 minutes. It was stinking.

 

“I’m now known as Bucket Heid.”

[tom_widdows]

 

 

10 years ago this would have been an Oor Wullie story. Now its classed as 'latest news' 

[manc_don]

http://www.redbullstratos.com/live/

 

 

Edit: I should also add  :o

[manc_don]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-19834975

[fatjim]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-19834975

 

Maybe I enjoy having faecal matter on my hands.

 

Not my own though because that would be disgusting.

[fatjim]

http://www.theonion.com/articles/no-one-murdered-because-of-this-image,29553/?ref=auto

[glasgow sheep]

Are you a twat? Are you?

 

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/are-you-a-twat-2012102446226

[dave_min]

[Kowalski]

Where do you start with this - a photo featuring a Catholic Priest and Jimmy Saville?

 

 

[TENEMENTFUNSTER]

Big Jock didn't know about that either.

[Kowalski]

[tom_widdows]

[Kowalski]

It seems Steven Gerrard has done a Q&A on Twitter.  He received some very funny responses:

 

http://www.balls.ie/football/more-tweets-from-steven-gerrards-disastrous-twitter-qa-session/#sthash.al2RBUrj.3T3njZHO.dpbs

 

http://www.balls.ie/football/the-very-best-of-the-trolling-of-adidas-twitter-qa-session-with-steven-gerrard/#sthash.GFV54Io1.ab4LJIbY.dpbs

 

For example:

 

 

[Tyrant]

That depends on how loosely you define the word "funny".