Donstalk Advent Calender

[Buc]

Looks like door 19 is for Buc............but I wouldn't mind a shotty 

 

 

 

 

 

10/10 all woman

[Ten Caat]

Oooft no. Over 25  years as a general nurse has left my back in tatters.

 

She would finish me off

 

 

[TheDeeDon]

 

 

 

10/10 all woman

 

Sorry Buc, but thighs that size indicate a fanny which would reek of fish on par we a trawler on a hot day!

 

 

[1903_Redz]

Sorry Buc, but thighs that size indicate a fanny which would reek of fish on par we a trawler on a hot day!

 

I was thinking similar when i noticed the sussies!

 

Could you imagine the laughs they'd be having in the factory when they're making suspenders that size... 

[Buc]

Come on lads I see nothing but a good time from a good time girl anyway she's far from being fat.

 

[MálagaSheep]

And behind door 20 today?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Very inviting!

[donsdaft]

Hello ladies

[TheDeeDon]

And behind door 20 today?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Very inviting!

 

That's more like it Malga.

 

Looking at that photo makes me wish I trained as a photographer and I certainly wouldn't need a tripod to rest my camera on taking pictures like above.

 

[Gervaise_Brookhampster]

I think I'd spunk ma britches if I had to take that picter 

[manc_don]

Opened this door on the bus, had scroll down quickly!

[Buc]

Yup even  though a few sizes too small I'm not one to be too fussy .can't afford to be .

 

So its a big YES one at a time .

 

[Gervaise_Brookhampster]

Door 21

 

[donsdaft]

Happy solstice to you all

[MálagaSheep]

Door 21

 

 

Much better

[Buc]

Yes and why not very nice.

[Obanred]

Them twa lassies look as though they would empty Santa's sack in nae time

[TheDeeDon]

Door 21

 

 

ANother Xmas cracker today lads, very nice.

[Nips_and_Tatties]

 

 

 

10/10 all woman

 

If she lay back and opened her legs, she'd be a great bin to put the old wrapping paper in.

[1903_Redz]

 

 

Take your time and think this one through Buc... just cos she's a big lass doesn't mean to say you've got to just jump in!!!! 

[mondo]

Here is # 22 well according to my timeline should be the 22nd some where on planet Earth  :rofl:

 

 

Now now, she's not that bad but she did promise me she would delete that photo 

[MálagaSheep]

Ffs min!

 

 

What kind of google search u type in for that? 

[MálagaSheep]

i just searched " secret mothers xmas party "

 

 

think this came up top o the list, Ali mcoists mother 

 

Ok thanks.

[Buc]

Need to think about this one .

Heading towards a no.

[Gervaise_Brookhampster]

Have a Simmie for even contemplating it! 

[Elgindon]

Simmie to Buc for resisting.....so far