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Gervaise_Brookhampster

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Gascoigne was only her stepfather but she clings on to his name and fame like a stubborn dangleberry.

 

Accent isnt Cockney but Home Counties chavvish.

 

Id probably have a wee shottie at her but knowing her stepfaither is a flute tootin hun i suspect the old tallywhacker would remain firmly floppy

 

And then find myself in a red top the following week having been the victim of a kiss and tell  "Ten Caat's droopy stroopy angers Gazza's whiney quiney"

InversneckieDob

Aye, ye'd need to.

 

But I'd be tempted to dee some right repugnant shit to her, just cos o' her Step-Da.

 

The one whose name she couldnae adopt quick enough to aid her quest for Z-list celeb status and clings to like a limpet now he's no-where near her life because it is, by some considerable distance, the most interesting thing about her.

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