OrlandoDon Posted December 7, 2025 Report Share Posted December 7, 2025 Is no left turns something to do with our inverted wingers? Quote Link to comment https://dev.donstalk.co.uk/topic/9-the-official-quotlets-all-laugh-at-heartsquot/page/73/#findComment-272732
swaddon Posted December 7, 2025 Report Share Posted December 7, 2025 Maybe it means don't move the club west to Kingsford? Quote Link to comment https://dev.donstalk.co.uk/topic/9-the-official-quotlets-all-laugh-at-heartsquot/page/73/#findComment-272734
tom_widdows Posted December 7, 2025 Report Share Posted December 7, 2025 Or they wont accept those with erectile disfunction? Quote Link to comment https://dev.donstalk.co.uk/topic/9-the-official-quotlets-all-laugh-at-heartsquot/page/73/#findComment-272736
BigAl Posted January 20 Report Share Posted January 20 Shankland out for 6-8 weeks. Quote Link to comment https://dev.donstalk.co.uk/topic/9-the-official-quotlets-all-laugh-at-heartsquot/page/73/#findComment-276441
wee toon red Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 And so they go an accelerate a deal for a striker they'd already got on a pre-contract. Hate them as much as you like but they're certainly running well this year. Quote Link to comment https://dev.donstalk.co.uk/topic/9-the-official-quotlets-all-laugh-at-heartsquot/page/73/#findComment-276523
TheDonbytheDee Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 3 hours ago, wee toon red said: And so they go an accelerate a deal for a striker they'd already got on a pre-contract. Hate them as much as you like but they're certainly running well this year. It's a big anniversary for them this year though and they are on track to emulate it, out of the cup already. I'm as comfortable as I can be, of them winning the league, as it won't rid them of their FIVE top flight relegations and two administrations. Doesn't matter how bad we are, Hearts will always be shyte. 2 Quote Link to comment https://dev.donstalk.co.uk/topic/9-the-official-quotlets-all-laugh-at-heartsquot/page/73/#findComment-276532
Panda Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 Was talking about this with Hearts & Celtic fans the other day. Let's say Hearts can win the title and Aberdeen make the top six. Hearts would likely want as many tickets as possible for Pittodrie. We might have nothing to play for. Is it wrong that I really want us to finally give Hearts the same allocation they give us for Pittodrie? "Your biggest game for 40 years is it? Here, have 600 tickets." 1 Quote Link to comment https://dev.donstalk.co.uk/topic/9-the-official-quotlets-all-laugh-at-heartsquot/page/73/#findComment-276544
swaddon Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 We'll be lucky to make the bottom six on our form. Quote Link to comment https://dev.donstalk.co.uk/topic/9-the-official-quotlets-all-laugh-at-heartsquot/page/73/#findComment-276545
Goldie03 Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 33 minutes ago, Panda said: Was talking about this with Hearts & Celtic fans the other day. Let's say Hearts can win the title and Aberdeen make the top six. Hearts would likely want as many tickets as possible for Pittodrie. We might have nothing to play for. Is it wrong that I really want us to finally give Hearts the same allocation they give us for Pittodrie? "Your biggest game for 40 years is it? Here, have 600 tickets." They can fuck right off with any more tickets 1 Quote Link to comment https://dev.donstalk.co.uk/topic/9-the-official-quotlets-all-laugh-at-heartsquot/page/73/#findComment-276547
TheDonbytheDee Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 12 minutes ago, Goldie03 said: They can fuck right off with any more tickets Seconded. It would be saving them from another Dens Park 86. Who could play the Albert Kidds role in that scenario? Milanovic? 2 Quote Link to comment https://dev.donstalk.co.uk/topic/9-the-official-quotlets-all-laugh-at-heartsquot/page/73/#findComment-276551
Goldie03 Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 I'm gonna go for Nicky Devlin Quote Link to comment https://dev.donstalk.co.uk/topic/9-the-official-quotlets-all-laugh-at-heartsquot/page/73/#findComment-276554
Panda Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 1 hour ago, Goldie03 said: They can fuck right off with any more tickets They wouldn't get more tickets anyway as we're unable to do so. Sure Rangers should have been entitled to 20% in the cup a few years ago, and Aberdeen explained they couldn't do it. I was suggesting cutting their tickets from the usual 1,600 they get now, because the 600 allocation we get down there is dreadful. 2 Quote Link to comment https://dev.donstalk.co.uk/topic/9-the-official-quotlets-all-laugh-at-heartsquot/page/73/#findComment-276558
wee toon red Posted February 4 Report Share Posted February 4 https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cgqewqllw8vo No McInnes, staying with your hammer throwers and not kicking a ball all season would’ve been a “bad decision.” Quote Link to comment https://dev.donstalk.co.uk/topic/9-the-official-quotlets-all-laugh-at-heartsquot/page/73/#findComment-277786
tlg1903 Posted February 13 Report Share Posted February 13 The absolute state of this btw. That is fucking rancid Quote Link to comment https://dev.donstalk.co.uk/topic/9-the-official-quotlets-all-laugh-at-heartsquot/page/73/#findComment-278225
Jute Posted February 13 Report Share Posted February 13 36 minutes ago, tlg1903 said: The absolute state of this btw. That is fucking rancid WTF is that. Quote Link to comment https://dev.donstalk.co.uk/topic/9-the-official-quotlets-all-laugh-at-heartsquot/page/73/#findComment-278229
swaddon Posted February 13 Report Share Posted February 13 Quite apt that they're marking the year of the horse, seeing as they're going to collapse at the end of the league season like Devon Loch. Quote Link to comment https://dev.donstalk.co.uk/topic/9-the-official-quotlets-all-laugh-at-heartsquot/page/73/#findComment-278236
RicoS321 Posted February 14 Report Share Posted February 14 2 hours ago, swaddon said: Quite apt that they're marking the year of the horse Why, has Dave MacPherson died? Quote Link to comment https://dev.donstalk.co.uk/topic/9-the-official-quotlets-all-laugh-at-heartsquot/page/73/#findComment-278244
swaddon Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 Derek McInnes says Hearts are "starting to annoy people". "Starting to"? They've been annoying me for years. Quote Link to comment https://dev.donstalk.co.uk/topic/9-the-official-quotlets-all-laugh-at-heartsquot/page/73/#findComment-278334
Bukta Bertie Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 He's the most annoying thing about them. He is the smuggest prick in the Scottish game and why so many Dons fans still hold a candle for him all never know. A face you'd never tire of smacking. Quote Link to comment https://dev.donstalk.co.uk/topic/9-the-official-quotlets-all-laugh-at-heartsquot/page/73/#findComment-278384
dons8321 Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 (edited) 28 minutes ago, Bukta Bertie said: He's the most annoying thing about them. He is the smuggest prick in the Scottish game and why so many Dons fans still hold a candle for him all never know. A face you'd never tire of smacking. Mason89 will be impressed with your sentiments! Edited February 15 by dons8321 Quote Link to comment https://dev.donstalk.co.uk/topic/9-the-official-quotlets-all-laugh-at-heartsquot/page/73/#findComment-278387
Panda Posted April 27 Report Share Posted April 27 A Celtic supporting mate was asking me yesterday who Aberdeen fans in general want to win the league. Thinking about it, I don't know what the general feeling is. I know just as many who want Hearts to win it as those who don't. The thought of Celtic winning a league and cup double after the season they've had would be a real sickener. Not sure I have ever wanted Rangers to win any trophy. And Hearts winning it would leave a horrible taste in the throat. I just want some sort of laughable meltdown from someone. Whoever it is, I want someone to be on the verge of winning it, then blow it 1986 style. It's a shame it can't happen to all three of them. Quote Link to comment https://dev.donstalk.co.uk/topic/9-the-official-quotlets-all-laugh-at-heartsquot/page/73/#findComment-282940
TheDonbytheDee Posted April 27 Report Share Posted April 27 22 minutes ago, Panda said: A Celtic supporting mate was asking me yesterday who Aberdeen fans in general want to win the league. Thinking about it, I don't know what the general feeling is. I know just as many who want Hearts to win it as those who don't. The thought of Celtic winning a league and cup double after the season they've had would be a real sickener. Not sure I have ever wanted Rangers to win any trophy. And Hearts winning it would leave a horrible taste in the throat. I just want some sort of laughable meltdown from someone. Whoever it is, I want someone to be on the verge of winning it, then blow it 1986 style. It's a shame it can't happen to all three of them. I'm OK with them winning it. Not cheering them on or anything, but OK. We can't moan about no club, outwith the glasgow three, winning it since 85, then moan when another team wins it. I still reckon they will blow it at Parkhead in the last game. We will always be the bigger and better club and the only Scottish club with two European trophies to their name. Quote Link to comment https://dev.donstalk.co.uk/topic/9-the-official-quotlets-all-laugh-at-heartsquot/page/73/#findComment-282941
Jupiter Posted April 27 Report Share Posted April 27 If Hearts do win it, the most annoying thing will be that we could have won it if we hadn't had such a bad season. And it could be decades before both the gruesome twosome are so bad in the same season again. Quote Link to comment https://dev.donstalk.co.uk/topic/9-the-official-quotlets-all-laugh-at-heartsquot/page/73/#findComment-282943
Ajja Posted April 27 Report Share Posted April 27 (edited) I’m sticking resolutely to the ‘don’t want hearts to win it’ line rather than wanting Celtic to. Whatever the unintended consequences of them blowing it are is so deep into meh I can’t even express a view. If I was pushed on a choice between the three it would be Celtic then Jambos……Sevco aren’t a consideration, ever. The whole season is an utter disaster but at least I’m not a Hibs fan. Their pain is palpable Edited April 27 by Ajja 1 Quote Link to comment https://dev.donstalk.co.uk/topic/9-the-official-quotlets-all-laugh-at-heartsquot/page/73/#findComment-282946
Jute Posted April 27 Report Share Posted April 27 I am still holding out for the orange skinned man child turning the world to ash before any of three win the league. 2 Quote Link to comment https://dev.donstalk.co.uk/topic/9-the-official-quotlets-all-laugh-at-heartsquot/page/73/#findComment-282949
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