Premiership Survival Thread

[CurlsLikeTattie]

4 hours ago, Mason89 said:

It’s a chippy. 

You’ve no idea how much you all sound like slack jawed wurzels when calling it a chipper.  

Sound like Wurzels.....you don't even want to know what they call stuff in the west country. They're a proper funny breed (I can say that, I live on the Dorset side of the Dorset / Somerset border!)

Edited April 8 by CurlsLikeTattie

[Panda]

I'm ashamed to say I used to call it a chipper and allowed myself to be bullied into calling it a chippie when I moved to Glasgow.

All this garbage from Aberdeen are serving up is probably my karma. You lot are just getting caught in the crossfire.

King Rib supper btw for whoever is putting the order in.

[Slim]

Mock chops and king ribs. We just need someone to admit to habitually ordering chip steaks and we've completed the mystery-meat holy trinity.

[tlg1903]

3 hours ago, CurlsLikeTattie said:

I sorry but I have to disagree. Teuchters are from anywhere further north of Aberdeen than (and including) Newmachar and further west than Kingswells.

Otherwise, why would the bus to Newmachar, or any bus that isnae a toon bus, be called the teuchy bus?

All I will say is this.  Bar about 5-6 years away in other places I've lived in the highlands since I was 5 and I've never heard a highlander call someone from the north east a Teuchter.  


 

[CurlsLikeTattie]

40 minutes ago, tlg1903 said:

All I will say is this.  Bar about 5-6 years away in other places I've lived in the highlands since I was 5 and I've never heard a highlander call someone from the north east a Teuchter.  


 

Maybe a teuchter is relative to where you come from? So growing up in Aberdeen made us look at those country yokels as teuchters. If they bide where there are tractors they're teuchters. Maybe?

[CurlsLikeTattie]

47 minutes ago, tlg1903 said:

All I will say is this.  Bar about 5-6 years away in other places I've lived in the highlands since I was 5 and I've never heard a highlander call someone from the north east a Teuchter.  


 

Maybe we're both right and interpretation has changed by area over time 

[swaddon]

Can we please get back on topic and end this debate about what a chip shop is called, please?

(It's a chipper).

 

[Panda]

1 hour ago, CurlsLikeTattie said:

Maybe a teuchter is relative to where you come from? So growing up in Aberdeen made us look at those country yokels as teuchters. If they bide where there are tractors they're teuchters. Maybe?

I grew up in Westhill and we used to call people from Skene teuchters.

It was a four minute drive away and we all went to the same school

40 minutes ago, swaddon said:

Can we please get back on topic and end this debate about what a chip shop is called, please?

(It's a chipper).

 

The topic of whether Aberdeen will go down, it being the worst thing that has ever happened to us, and possibly happening within days of Hearts winning the league?

I'd rather know your chippy/chipper order to be honest. If you're a pizza crunch supper kind of gadji, that's okay, this is a safe place to share.

[tlg1903]

1 hour ago, CurlsLikeTattie said:

Maybe a teuchter is relative to where you come from? So growing up in Aberdeen made us look at those country yokels as teuchters. If they bide where there are tractors they're teuchters. Maybe?

Yeah that's fair, I've heard folks from glasgow call people from perth teuchters before.   The only real difference is if you're from the highlands you know there's no argument you're a teuchter 

[tlg1903]

2 minutes ago, Panda said:

I grew up in Westhill and we used to call people from Skene teuchters.

It was a four minute drive away and we all went to the same school

The topic of whether Aberdeen will go down, it being the worst thing that has ever happened to us, and possibly happening within days of Hearts winning the league?

I'd rather know your chippy/chipper order to be honest. If you're a pizza crunch supper kind of gadji, that's okay, this is a safe place to share.

I'm not really a big fan of chippies 2bh though there is a really solid one 2 minutes from my house.  They taste good but I always feel like I've gargled oil after one.  Classically I'm a fish supper kinda guy when I do fwiw.  My personal recommendation for that in Scotland would be the Fochabers chip shop.  

[Ajja]

Used to hang about with a Northern Irish guy at Uni and he’d confuse the hell out of the staff in whatever Chippie we’d end up in as he called fish n chips a ‘chip supper’. No matter how many times I used to explain that he’d just get a massive portion of chips he insisted that was what it was called. Loony. 

[Panda]

What was the podcast that apparently reads out comments from here? Looking forward to how he rounds this thread up.

 

[Blow.Up.Sheep]

10 hours ago, Slim said:

Mock chops and king ribs. We just need someone to admit to habitually ordering chip steaks and we've completed the mystery-meat holy trinity.

On any occasion where I have entered the deep frying establishment to place my order, and then sadly been told they do not have and Mock Chop's  My second "go-to" fall back order has always been a King Rib. Although I would not class it as "habitually" ordering  just thought I would put this out there to see if this counts towards us completing the holy trinity of the mystery-meat supper? 

[RicoS321]

7 hours ago, Ajja said:

Used to hang about with a Northern Irish guy at Uni and he’d confuse the hell out of the staff in whatever Chippie we’d end up in as he called fish n chips a ‘chip supper’. No matter how many times I used to explain that he’d just get a massive portion of chips he insisted that was what it was called. Loony. 

If he'd called it a chipper supper, he'd have been correct. The supper of the chipper being a fash one. Everything else being a disgusting modrin abuse of the establishment. 

[Slim]

46 minutes ago, Blow.Up.Sheep said:

On any occasion where I have entered the deep frying establishment to place my order, and then sadly been told they do not have and Mock Chop's  My second "go-to" fall back order has always been a King Rib. Although I would not class it as "habitually" ordering  just thought I would put this out there to see if this counts towards us completing the holy trinity of the mystery-meat supper? 

We’re still (thankfully) missing the Chip Steak which I presume is the unidentifiable meat shavings left over after the lips and arseholes have been used in mock chops and king ribs. 

[Blow.Up.Sheep]

8 minutes ago, Slim said:

We’re still (thankfully) missing the Chip Steak which I presume is the unidentifiable meat shavings left over after the lips and arseholes have been used in mock chops and king ribs. 

Chip-Steak is taking things tooooooooo far min.
I honestly don't think I have ever been peshed enough to ask for a Chip-Steak supper 

[swaddon]

It is definitely a chipper. The reason is that you get your meat from a butcher, fish from a fishmonger, groceries from a grocer, so it stands to reason that you get chips from a chipper.

There you go. Case closed.

[Reekie_Red]

My entire body aches at the thought of us being the 2nd last club to ever be relegated out of the top flight. But I genuinely think we need a season or two lower down to cast off the charlatans, build a team of battlers, and come back into the Premiership stronger.

If we survive this season, we are gonna be stuck with manybof the cunts on the field who got us here in the first place. Relegation  will see many of these twats fuck off

[Reekie_Red]

13 hours ago, Ajja said:

Used to hang about with a Northern Irish guy at Uni and he’d confuse the hell out of the staff in whatever Chippie we’d end up in as he called fish n chips a ‘chip supper’. No matter how many times I used to explain that he’d just get a massive portion of chips he insisted that was what it was called. Loony. 

My auld man still lives in Stonehaven, and still calls it a Chip Supper. Yes, I have often wondered if he had cause to complain if he was served a portion of chips with a portion of chips 

[Brochred]

15 hours ago, swaddon said:

Can we please get back on topic and end this debate about what a chip shop is called, please?

(It's a chipper).

 

This one has always bemused me. Brought up in the Broch, it has always been the chip shop, I've never used either chipper or chippie. Heard more folk say chippie but the question always was  " anyone want anything from the chip shop"

[CurlsLikeTattie]

1 hour ago, Reekie_Red said:

My auld man still lives in Stonehaven, and still calls it a Chip Supper. Yes, I have often wondered if he had cause to complain if he was served a portion of chips with a portion of chips 

I have a feeling when I was younger we would say "does anyone fancy a chip supper", just meaning who wants something from the chipper /  a chipper supper.

But we would never go to the chipper to actually order a chip supper - that's just chips with chips! That's madness.

Boring old fish for me - or battered sausage supper.

If as many chipper suppers are consumed in the dons dressing room as we are discussing on this thread, then we are certainly destined for relegation (trying to keep it on topic!)

[wee toon red]

1 hour ago, Reekie_Red said:

My entire body aches at the thought of us being the 2nd last club to ever be relegated out of the top flight. But I genuinely think we need a season or two lower down to cast off the charlatans, build a team of battlers, and come back into the Premiership stronger.

If we survive this season, we are gonna be stuck with manybof the cunts on the field who got us here in the first place. Relegation  will see many of these twats fuck off

I don't understand that logic at all. We can get rid of anyone we want to any close season but none of them would just walk away because we got relegated so it would cost us money to be shot of them regardless of which division we were in. There is not one circumstance I can contemplate where relegation could be anything other than an embarrassing disaster.

[Don Julio]

It's a chipper.

 

I'm a teuchter. (Never even entered my head before now that someone from the highlands might also be a teuch. Slightly struggling to process that idea.)

 

And it's a king rib supper for me.

[Don Julio]

As a postscript - I think a poll on this on the club website would generate more interest than this year's goal of the season and player of the season for either of the relegation threatened teams featured. I admit I did vote, though.

[TheDonbytheDee]

3 minutes ago, Don Julio said:

As a postscript - I think a poll on this on the club website would generate more interest than this year's goal of the season and player of the season for either of the relegation threatened teams featured. I admit I did vote, though.

We don't need a poll. It's chipper and you order a chipper supper.

Deviants who use any other terminology should have their right to support the club revoked.